Ollie's biography of Sir Tom Jones!

Ollie's 100wc - week 33:

Imagine a battle that seems to last forever, a battle that seems not worth fighting, a battle against giant birds: well that's the battle I'm fighting.

A smaller bird nose-dived at me, but I had my spear ready and launched it up at the pesky little thing and hit it on the back. Suddenly, a spine-chilling screech pierced the air. Out of the blue came a repulsive head followed by a repulsive body. It soared majestically through the sky, screeching every now and then. Suddenly the bird swooped down at me...
By Ollie.

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Ollie's 100wc - week 28:

The banshee screemed, and the noise was deafening. His hairy, smelly feet pounded the loose, weak tiles. His ugly head kept hitting the chandeliers, or low-hanging bits of roof. I saw my chance, and dived under the legs of the screaming monster. It sounded like an earthquake. I bounded up the steep stone stairs. As soon as I reached the top (well, what was left of the top anyway - the fat, tall banshee, with help from his head, had pulled most of it down) and lent on the bannister and yelled "hey you big idiot".
Big mistake...

By Ollie.